School Project made 10 years ago, so be nice. I think I used premiere 3 and some panasonic mini dv. All effects were in camera. Due to budget constraints I had to ditch the car flip, explosion, alien cgi, and replace Nick Cage with my friend from work.
Author: michaelmerto
Missed me???
I have to apologize for the hiatus. It’s been a busy week which would make for great blogging, too bad anonymity is essential in what I do. For now and to my countless three readers out there, I submit some of the things that have occupied my visual cortex of late.
In no particualar order:
Marie Calloway’s short stories entitled “Adrien Brody” and “Jeremy Lin” best read in that order.
Google Plus has overhauled their layout and I’ve been hacking my profile along with some pretty creative people. Check it out HERE.
Guy Kawasaki’s Art of the Start and the 12 things he’s learned form Steve Jobs:
- experts are clueless
- customers cannot tell you what they need
- biggest challenges beget the best work
- design counts
- BIG GRAPHICS. BIG FONT.
- jump curves, not better sameness
- it works or didn’t work
- value different from price
- A players hire A players
- real CEOs can demo
- real entrepreneurs can ship. dont worry be crappy
- some things need to be believed to be seen
Finally I’ve been messing with CS5 of late. Here’s what I did to the photo below:

1.Increased contrast, tweaked levels and curves and applied an overlay with a high pass filter set to 50% opacity.
2. Highlighted shadows with standard burn tool.
3. Text graphics and bars were made within photoshop.
4. Using layer mask desaturate foreground and background
5. extracted dan forden image and insert using 80% opacity and gaussian blur.
6. Used the Yellow Filter twice. Once on my friend (originally Mexican) and then myself (natively black).
7. Finally, used chink tool to narrow eyes.
Sony’s So-So Future at play

Don’t let my disarming dimple and broad shoulders fool you. I am a trekkie. Wow that felt odd to type. Odder than my first AA meeting having to utter “I’m an alcoholic.” Even so, I am one and a huge fan of the holodeck. I NEED THAT THING! I remember watching episodes of the Next Generation with my dad imagining the gaming potential of such a device, donning a gi and lobbing hadoukens. I’m day dreaming right now, putting on a nanosuit, kicking an abandoned car off a cliff in full cloak mode. Now obviously we’re not there yet, but we can measure the estimated jump from current to next gen and determine if they will be viable platforms.
My first machine was the Commodore 64 and that was quickly replaced with the Master System, Sega’s own 8-bit rival to the NES. My video game life at the time was this, arcades for the latest cutting edge game and hope the home version is half as capable. The Master System turned into the Genesis turned into the 32x/Sega CD (don’t you dare laugh, don’t you dare) which turned into the Saturn and the Dreamcast. I finally, bit the bullet and went with the Playstation 2 and the PS3. By the time I reached Sony’s current system, consoles became the premiere destination for games, not the arcades. What this box was capable of doing graphically was unheard of and unseen before. It also became much more that a gaming system.
Over the previous generation of consoles, the current ones became a media box. Go on Amazon right now and see their front page offering of Instant Prime Videos on the PS3. Netflix, Blu-Ray, YouTube, and Facebook are all available on your living room screen. Unless the same innovative leap can be made for the next generation then its too soon to release one and it will be too late for Sony, Nintendo and Microsoft in the gaming world.
From what i’ve heard the proposed next consoles have one positive and two negative bullet points. The good part, the graphics will blow your effing mind. Full 4K 3D support. The cost, it will not support your old library of games (i blame the success of HD remixes like the God of War Collection) and games will be locked into a single user account effectively killing the used game market. I rarely bought a game new and part of my justification for spending $40 to $60 on a game was that I’d be able to recoup at least half later. I’d then use that on a newer game. It was the circle of life. Hakuna Matata. No worries.
Let’s discuss that one positive. Sony’s rumored 4th Playstation the “Orbis” has claims of a Radeon 7700 equivalent GPU that will work in tandem with an integrated GPU/CPU hybrid. That’s great but living space is finite, which means screen size is limited in most homes to a 60 inch widescreen on the high end. I interpret that as a viewing distance pretty much set at 7.5 to 15 feet. Current 1080p sets at viewing distances 3 feet and further mean that the human eye cannot discern individual pixels and with the average living room approximately 250 square feet, I don’t see the future of 4K resolutions taking off the way Retina had become a household term. The display prior to them needed the added pixel density because viewing distances tended to be inches away from the eye. Speaking of Retina, the prevalence of iOS has changed the gaming landscape.
More than ever we’re convenience based consumers with short attention-spans. Hey you, focus! How else to explain the popularity of Netbooks, the iPad, Macbook Air, iPhone and Ultrabooks. These are not the pinnacle of the technical, graphical hardware heap. These are the perfect platforms for trendy, ten minutes at a time gameplay when and where you want to play. With the way we play games changing and devices like the Roku, Apple TV, and television adapters for smartphones and tablets, the media capabilities of become even less of a selling point. For some perspective, I sold my XBox 360 and Playstation 3 once I had a Macbook Pro with Windows 7 installed on BootCamp. Now when I want to game I use my iPad as a controller while the game streams through Apple TV. I personally feel confident I won’t ever buy a traditional gaming system ever again. That’s a little worrisome for an avid gamer to admit.
Really, the current generation of consoles remain surprisingly strong as is. The Wii was proof that the interface becomes more important than hardware capabilities (see: Apple). Now, Nintendo’s motion control was limited and eventually lost support from developers but lesson learned. We’ll see what the Wii U has in store for us at the next E3. Regardless, Nintendo’s Wii was risky, innovative and this new crop of systems must make a similar leap. Tweaking the graphics won’t cut it.
Finally, the Orbis sounds like a gum. A breath freshener. I know that paired with Sony’s new handled, the Playstation Vita, we get the latin phrase “orbis vitae.” Or the circle of life. Lest we forget that part of that circle includes death. Death of a video game empire, perhaps. Hakuna Mata.
What age were you the happiest?

A new survey from Friends United suggests that, on average, we are the happiest at age 33. Yes! I have something to look forward to now. At first it was age 16, “Let’s go for a drive dad!’ Then it was 18, “Pack of Malboro Lights sir.” We all know 21 years brings us to the nearest bar. For me it was “Jack on the rocks.” I thought it was going to end at 25 when my automobile insurance was suppose to go down. A DUI and an accident will seriously prevent that milestone from being significant. I guess I missed out on that one.
The big THREE-THREE totally gives me a sense of hope as recently I’ve been at an alarming, though refreshingly straight-line of emotions. I’ve been used to this roller coaster of emotional peaks and valleys. So as I now look to 33 and the promises I will hold this survey accountable for, I reflect back and ask what was my happiest time.
There was the first time I held a girl’s hand. It was in a car. I was in the passenger seat and she was sitting behind. I reached back with blind faith and felt fate’s reassurance. There was the first kiss. It was in the movie, don’t remember which one but I do remember Alex drove us in his boxy BMW. And he sat through the entire make-out affair without complaint. He was a good friend. First job, first interview. Stop. I now realize this list could easily turn into one of firsts. Let’s not do that because I too now realize that following each listing would be a listing of disasters and mistakes.

I get that 33 number now. Everything of joy was followed by a hard lesson learned which flowed into a new first. At 33 there is enough experience and yet enough youth to conduct a symphony of smoothness. All the parts are tested and balanced. Ready to absorb bumps in the road yet broken in and comfortable to ride. In essence, Michael Jordan’s prime wasn’t when he was 25 and dunking over everyone. It was when he was 33. By that time he couldn’t leap as high as he once did. He quit and went through his baseball phase. He came back to basketball and failed to take his Bulls to the trophy. He looked suddenly human. It was at age 33 he took his his experience and combined it with his physical talents and set a team record that still stands. A record 72 wins. A championship. And he looked happy doing it.

I think the undulating hills of my past are signs that a tangible maturity has graced me. I’m calmer and smile more. My heart doesn’t flutter at sticky situations. Sure I’ve learned to stay away from the drama but life creeps up. It comes prepared with pencils, questions and even Rorschach cards. It’s up to me to decide what I see. I like this maturity thing. I don’t miss smoking. I don’t crave alcohol. I think I’ll call GEICO tomorrow and see if they believe me now.
Do you have a MacBook? Want one?

Recommended reading SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS: OS – Apple fan boy or higher. CPU – Super Geek or higher GPU – Mega Nerd or Higher
I’ve gathered some confirmed and speculative rumors with an attempt to make sense of what this means going into the future. MacRumors reported a few weeks back that production already commenced on the new line of MacBook Pros with an initial batch of 100,000 to 150,000 units a month. With the PC market and the likes of Acer banking their business on UltraBooks, Apple has clearly started a REVolution with high-performance mega-mobile computing. Netbooks were a fad in a new market tablets now reside in, but the MacBook Air and UltraBooks are categories that may just be integrated into the standard laptop segment.
For now let’s discuss the evolution of the new MacBook Pros which are due to hit the market sometime this Fall. Legacy technology looks to be ditched in this incarnation so say goodbye to an optical drive, Ethernet and FireWire port. I don’t know about you but I haven’t touched either of the three in about a year. No wait, I watched five minutes of Redbelt to see if the drive still worked. Then I went over to Netflix to finish it. I hear the SD card slot and a new combination of SSD and HDD will get a starting nod though it’s unconfirmed if the disk drives will be a single unit hybrid like this, Apple proprietary, or standard laptop units. Apple continues to push thunderbolt being fully backed by Intel gives it a chance to succeed. It is after all faster than USB 3.0, does audio/video and is compatible with mini display-port. All this nerdy, geeky tech talk means brings us to this. The internal omissions will give the MacBook line a slimmer more Air-like profile. It may even be more dramatic of a tapered wedge due to its larger overall size than the Airs. Can’t wait to my finger board to the Apple Store!

It’s still called the Pro. Not the MacBook 15” Air and not the Macbook Air Pro. So how is Apple going to differentiate the two? It starts with the new Ivy Bridge CPU. I’ll simplify what it means as best as I can. Slight boost in CPU performance, huge increase in the integrated GPU (about 30%) and ridiculous battery life due to the reduced 22nm architecture. Since it will be marketed towards the professional-level user Apple will also upgrade the dedicated graphics processor to something like the AMD Radeon 7700m family of chips. Games will look and run five times superior to PS3 offerings. Video encoding times will be something along the lines of an 8-core Mac Pro from a few years ago. I’m guessing raw GeekBench scores to clear 13000 easily as the current ones consistently hover around the 8,000 – 9,500 mark. Basically, you’ll be able to replace your desktop or iMac with this laptop and maybe an external display. Heck, I’ve been able to do that with the 2010 model i7 MacBook Pro paired with the Cinema Display.
Get ready for HiDPI. High Dots Per Inch. Not quite retina but close in other words. The iPhone 4S has 364 dots (or pixels) per square inch. Expect the new Macbook Pros to at least clear 200. Gizmodo also reports that these new computers will sport a surface trackpad. The entire palm rest will be touch-sensitive, gesture controllable, and I don’t think it will make this generation. The costs of the aforementioned seem to be broaching Apple’s standard product cost ratio so look for Tim Cook to keep this further down the pipeline.
The iPhone basically cannibalized the iPod market. A more powerful iPad plus iOS integration into Lion could certainly do the same to the 11 inch MacBook Air which already ate the entry level polycarbonate MacBook line. The Air’s genetic physical traits would pass upstream to the current line of MacBook Pros. The Mac Pros eventually will bow out to the iMac as the standard desktop power professional workstation. Finally, the Apple TV would be replaced by the umm Apple…Television. I know.

Do you own a MacBook Pro? If so, I’d recommend backing up your data and start making plans to sell via Craigslist, Amazon or eBay. A visual refresh always kills market value as well as all the new power under that aluminum hood. My 15.4” MacBook Pro with 8GB ram and pre-Sandy Bridge 2.66GHZ i7 looks to be fetching $1,100 to $1,200 on the used market. This could go as low as $700 after the new line comes out. If you made it this far into the reading, slap another 100 points to your GeekBench score.
You deserve it.
Breaking Rumor – Macbook Pro Refresh
Here’s the scoop from a face to face with an anonymous source from Apple. Unlike the new iPad, the Macbook Pro refresh will stick to the Job’s Doctrine and get a slimmer design. It will still adhere to the overall aluminum unibody aesthetics of others in the Apple family of products but get a thinner profile by ditching the optical drive. In it’s place will be a sort of dual storage setup. Part of the Macbook Pro will have a smaller SSD (Solid State Drive) and the other will have a user removable/replaceable standard hard drive. All displays will be upgraded to Retina-class.
I will update as more information is revealed.
“One more thing, is all Apple needs.”

If my hunch is right, Apple HQ has that thing in the pipeline and it was supplied none other than by Steve Jobs in a Tupac-like role. When Jobs was forced out of Apple 27 years ago, nothing innovative was created by the company. John Scully had an opportunity to prove it was capable of producing something revolutionary while structuring an environment capable of competing with big brother and Microsoft. Time revealed that 1 Infinite Loop could not create without; however, Steve proved he could compete demolish the competition when he was asked back.
Father knows best and Steve’s first move was to strike a $150 million dollar deal with Microsoft. Add the iMac, iPod, iTunes, AppStore, iPad, Macbook Air, Pixar and the iPhone to the list that started with the Apple I, II and Macintosh. The man redefined our common conceptions and turned Apple into one of the wealthiest companies in the world.
Apple is now orphaned, however it can ride its fiscal success for the next few years without any significant technological innovation but it doesn’t last long (see Microsoft). Chief Apple Designer Sir Jonathon Ive said “if we can’t make something that is better, we won’t.” Without it’s creative father, just how is Apple going to do this? Like any good son taking over the family business, Cook will get a shot before confidence wanes. He’s going to need to do well immediately if one expects reasonable growth above the upper edges of the long term trading channel valued at $460. Plus, I think good ol pops had a gift to give.
Now we’re not at that point yet, though it’s clear creativity has stalled. The iPad got thicker and heavier. What’s next for us? Siri on the Nuevo New iPad? WooHoo! Retina on the Newer Nano? Oh, I know! Thunderbolt AND USB 3.0 on the Nearly Now Macbook Pro. No. No. And no. These moderate updates will not do regardless of inferior competition. Dig through the rumors and ask yourself if Jobs could’ve done better. Pushed harder. Got more.
Famous for creating the “I’m working 90 hours/wk and loving it” T-shirts to get the Macintosh team motivated, I think Steve Jobs worked his magic one last time. Rumor has it he did not work on the 4S. Rumor has it that he worked on a secret project yet to be released. Rumor has it that it’s the iPhone 5.
Masayoshi Son said, “I visited Apple for the announcement of the iPhone 4S [at Apple headquarters in Cupertino, California]. When I was having a meeting with Tim Cook, he said, ‘Oh Masa, sorry I have to quit our meeting.’ I said, ‘Where are you going?’ He said, ‘My boss is calling me.’ That was the day of the announcement of the iPhone 4S. He said that Steve is calling me because he wants to talk about their next product. And the next day, he died.”
I know. Wow. It’s mind blowing how passionate Steve Jobs was and I’m sure his creative juices were given huge electric jolts considering his time constraints due to failing health. The iPhone 4S was a logical progression and Steve knew the team he assembled for it would be self sufficient. So he worked on the followup in the days leading to his untimely death. Covert style. Whatever they choose to call the next iPhone is sure to be a cult classic based upon the idea it was his last project. An egomaniac like Jobs wouldn’t want to go out working on a moderately improved product, would he?
Summation time. Steve Jobs worked on the next iPhone. This will give Cook plenty of time to find the next creative genius and develop him without sacrificing reasonable growth to the shareholder. And I NEED this new device. I am a Machead, I realized. I have the Apple Cinema Display, an i7 Macbook Pro, an iPad 2, an Apple TV. They all work beautifully together. I now more than ever, understand I just need…one more thing.
Competing in Global Markets
The following is from a course and is an example of what not to do:
PepsiCo attempted a Chinese translation of “Come Alive, You’re in the Pepsi Generation” that read to Chinese customers as “Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back from the Dead” Coor’s Brewing Company put its slogan “Turn it Loose” into Spanish and found it traslated as “Suffer from Diarrhea” Perdue Chicken used the slogan “It takes a strong man to make a chicken tender” which was interperated into Spanish as “It takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate” KFC’s patented slogan “finger-licken good” was understood in Japanese as “bite your fingers off” On the other side of the translation glitch, Electrolux, a Scandanavian vacuum manufacturer, tried to sell its product in the US market with the slogan “Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.” all this obviously makes me feel better for my failed attempt to market a new mother’s day sandwich called “comer a su madre.”
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New Smoktech Dual Coil 3.5ml Tank
Asthetics: 9/10
Very cool new black on black smoked theme.
Goes well with just about every mod.
Included drip tip is bleh
Construction: 6/10
Thin cylinder walls on tank
Light and cheap feeling plastic end caps
Versitility: 9/10
Goes well with just about every mod
will fit Smoktech’s new line of single coil tank cartomizer’s allowing an even broader range of use.
Lifespan: 9/10
keeping them cartomizers wet is the key to extending its usefulness. Tanks do just that.
Maintenance: 9/10
Filling is a breeze and so is the refill. If you’re good with legos you’ll have no problems here.
SUMMARY: Dual Coil Cartomizers and tank systems have long been established as essentials for the intermediate vaporer. Though tried and true, these tanks by Smoktech come with some welcome revisions creating a better experience. The flange has 2 parallel cuts that the actual tank rests on resulting in a puzzle forming fit. That means removing and tightening the whole unit on a mod is hassle free. The dual coil cartomizer now has 3 prepunched wholes versus 1 on the older versions. Juice makes its way into the cartomizer uninhibited and though I’ve only tried it with pure PG, I imagine this to be an even greater benefit to those that use all or part VG in their tanks. The o-rings that hold the tank onto the cartomizer is definitely tighter inspiring confidence that this version won’t accidentally slide off like the old ones have. Excellent deal from Madvapes, 11.99 fetches you the tank, 1.6 ohm cartomizer, and drip tip.
Final Score: 8.4 (editor’s choice award)
You can find this at www.madvapes.com
SPECIAL THANKS to Dennis for gifting this item to me for review. Special future thanks to all suppliers sending me free things to review. Keep em coming. Pleeeease. =)
Observations
Why Apple? I just passed by 2 coffee shops on university avenue in palo alto and here’s the count: MacBooks=9, iPads=4, hp=1 & Sony vaio=1. I noticed this a couple years ago, got self-conscious and quickly sold my acer on Craigslist. Now I’m different. I feel different. Unique. And finally fit right in with the rest of ’em.
Provari V2 (version two) Review
Asthetics: 8/10
Laser etched Logo
Flush with 3 types of tanks (lil mama, smoktech, and map dct)
vibrant display
Activation: 8/10
Not-clicky
illuminated red
well-made
Battery-lilfe: 8/10
$20 extension cap to house 18650 lasts me 1 full day @ 5 volts with a 16oomah AW IMR (high drains required)
Construction: 10/10
never failed to fire
steel feels indestructable
Versatility: 10/10
Variable volt from 2.9 to 6 volts with a 3.5 amp switch so far has accepted 1.5ohm dual-coils up to 5.2 volts. That’s amazing. I have a madvapes vv box that cuts off at 4.4 volts.
SUMMARY: This has become my daily vape. The ability to start off at a lower voltage in the morning and increase according to stress and beverage choice (non-alcoholic. yes i am) is an amazing convenience. It’s fit and finish cannot be described. It just FEELS amazing. If the Provari and Silver Bullet could have a baby it would be Angelina Jolie’s right leg.
Final score: 8.8 (editor’s choice award)
You can find this at www.provape.com
Need a laugh?
Funniest part was showing this to my mom. No laughter from her, then “he’s crying!” I see where I get it.
Did you know?
This is a prequel to the Alien movie. Ridley Scott back to direct! Let’s hope this Ridley is more Blade Runner than Robin Hood.
The Dark Knight
Because all trilogies end well.
CAN NOT WAIT





